Let's get this show on the noun!

Okay, so this is the first post of my brand new blog, which is essentially Mad Libs online. The instructions are located at the top left of the site, but hopefully it'll be pretty easy to follow: I ask for words, you comment with those words, and then I post a new entry, with your words filling in the blanks. I'll post multiple versions of the same story for each individual person who comments with words. Then, at the end, I'll include a new set of word requirements for you to comment with.

Cool?

Normally, I'd start a post with a story using words given to me from the previous entry. However, since this is the first entry, we'll start with just the word requirements. Please comment back with a word for each requirement. I don't care about censorship, but I might have to edit if I ask for a verb and you give me "lamp." Or "Feldman sucks balls."

Okay, the words are:

- plural noun
- person in room (male)
- type of liquid
- verb ending in "ing"
- plural noun
- part of body
- verb past tense
- another person in room
- verb
- verb
- number
- adverb
- noun
- plural noun

Comment back with the words!