TV'S 2007 FALL LINE-UP

by Eric A.:

Even if you don’t watch a lot of television, the fall line-up of new shows looks too good to miss!

One new show, entitled “Welcome to New Jersey,” stars Pat Sajak as a recently widowed father of 23 children who takes them to a new town so they can start over. The only catch: everyone in the town is a knife! “Welcome to New Jersey” will premiere on September 31st on the Cape network.

If that’s a little too delightful to your liking, you should check out “Dare to Leap,” a show that peeks into the life of an accountant as he attempts to make it big. Will he succeed? Tune in to channel 90 on Tuesday nights to find out!

Last but not least is the show I’m personally looking forward to the most: “Bells.” I could tell you what it’s about, but this preview clip more than speaks for itself:



“Bells” airs this Sunday on the Women’s Network. Check it out!


by Pop-pop:

Even if you don’t watch a lot of television, the fall line-up of new shows looks too good to miss!

One new show, entitled “Welcome to Oslo,” stars Rusty the Rooster as a recently widowed father of 11 1/2 children who takes them to a new town so they can start over. The only catch: everyone in the town is an egg! “Welcome to Oslo” will premiere on September 31st on the feather network.

If that’s a little too wispy to your liking, you should check out “Dare to Lay,” a show that peeks into the life of a chicken thief as he attempts to make it big. Will he succeed? Tune in to channel 4.3 on Tuesday nights to find out!

Last but not least is the show I’m personally looking forward to the most: “Pullets.” I could tell you what it’s about, but this preview clip more than speaks for itself:



“Pullets” airs this Sunday on the Women’s Network. Check it out!


by Amanda:

Even if you don’t watch a lot of television, the fall line-up of new shows looks too good to miss!

One new show, entitled “Welcome to Medicine Hat,” stars Carrot Top as a recently widowed father of 111 children who takes them to a new town so they can start over. The only catch: everyone in the town is a lampshade! “Welcome to Medicine Hat” will premiere on September 31st on the Shrub network.

If that’s a little too scrumtrilescent to your liking, you should check out “Dare to Play,” a show that peeks into the life of a garage door salesman as he attempts to make it big. Will he succeed? Tune in to channel 9 on Tuesday nights to find out!

Last but not least is the show I’m personally looking forward to the most: “Puppies.” I could tell you what it’s about, but this preview clip more than speaks for itself:



“Puppies” airs this Sunday on the Women’s Network. Check it out!


by Pat Craven:

Even if you don’t watch a lot of television, the fall line-up of new shows looks too good to miss!

One new show, entitled “Welcome to Flint,” stars Michael Moore as a recently widowed father of 23 children who takes them to a new town so they can start over. The only catch: everyone in the town is a terrorist! “Welcome to Flint” will premiere on September 31st on the Weapon of Mass Destruction network.

If that’s a little too fat to your liking, you should check out “Dare to Bowl,” a show that peeks into the life of a film maker as he attempts to make it big. Will he succeed? Tune in to channel 24 on Tuesday nights to find out!

Last but not least is the show I’m personally looking forward to the most: “Jugs.” I could tell you what it’s about, but this preview clip more than speaks for itself:



“Jugs” airs this Sunday on the Women’s Network. Check it out!


by Courtney:

Even if you don’t watch a lot of television, the fall line-up of new shows looks too good to miss!

One new show, entitled “Welcome to Riverdale,” stars Larry Craig as a recently widowed father of 42 children who takes them to a new town so they can start over. The only catch: everyone in the town is a remote control! “Welcome to Riverdale” will premiere on September 31st on the Toilet Plunger network.

If that’s a little too radiant to your liking, you should check out “Dare to Overflow,” a show that peeks into the life of a prosthetist as he attempts to make it big. Will he succeed? Tune in to channel 1543 on Tuesday nights to find out!

Last but not least is the show I’m personally looking forward to the most: “Tampons.” I could tell you what it’s about, but this preview clip more than speaks for itself:



“Tampons” airs this Sunday on the Women’s Network. Check it out!

by Heather W:

Even if you don’t watch a lot of television, the fall line-up of new shows looks too good to miss!

One new show, entitled “Welcome to Seattle” stars Rob Reiner as a recently widowed father of eleven children who takes them to a new town so they can start over. The only catch: everyone in the town is a drumstick! “Welcome to Seattle” will premiere on September 31st on the Thong network.

If that’s a little too delicious to your liking, you should check out “Dare to Pounce,” a show that peeks into the life of a receptionist as he attempts to make it big. Will he succeed? Tune in to channel 3.14 on Tuesday nights to find out!

Last but not least is the show I’m personally looking forward to the most: “Rolls.” I could tell you what it’s about, but this preview clip more than speaks for itself:



“Rolls” airs this Sunday on the Women’s Network. Check it out!


by Cristina:

Even if you don’t watch a lot of television, the fall line-up of new shows looks too good to miss!

One new show, entitled “Welcome to Cleveland” stars Pamela Anderson as a recently widowed mother of 29 children who takes them to a new town so they can start over. The only catch: everyone in the town is an ice cream! “Welcome to Cleveland” will premiere on September 31st on the Glue network.

If that’s a little too wonky to your liking, you should check out “Dare to Grasp,” a show that peeks into the life of a telephone operator as he attempts to make it big. Will he succeed? Tune in to channel 54 on Tuesday nights to find out!

Last but not least is the show I’m personally looking forward to the most: “Nails.” I could tell you what it’s about, but this preview clip more than speaks for itself:



“Nails” airs this Sunday on the Women’s Network. Check it out!


by Laura:

Even if you don’t watch a lot of television, the fall line-up of new shows looks too good to miss!

One new show, entitled “Welcome to Cairo” stars Phil from TVO Kids as a recently widowed father of 15 children who takes them to a new town so they can start over. The only catch: everyone in the town is a snake! “Welcome to Cairo” will premiere on September 31st on the Mouth network.

If that’s a little too stinky to your liking, you should check out “Dare to Chase,” a show that peeks into the life of a juggler as he attempts to make it big. Will he succeed? Tune in to channel 90 on Tuesday nights to find out!

Last but not least is the show I’m personally looking forward to the most: “Chains.” I could tell you what it’s about, but this preview clip more than speaks for itself:



“Chains” airs this Sunday on the Women’s Network. Check it out!


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