MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND

by Laura:

Last Saturday, I celebrated my 8th birthday. It was lots of fun!

My friends and I started the night by pre-moaning at my house. Rachel was the first to show up, and even brought a present! I have to admit, I wasn’t crazy about getting a chain for my birthday, but then I remembered that it’s the handcuff that counts. I was much happier, though, with the present that Sandra brought. I’ve always wanted my own personal clown!

From there, things got real unwholesome real fast! We left my house and went panting downtown. Our first stop was an aggravating bar called “The Crazy Tapestry.” There, Rachel got hit on by all the guys. I think Sandra was a little jealous, but it was still a lot of fun to watch.

The rest of the night was a bit of a blur. I’m still trying to piece together what happened based on the photos that I took that night. So far, I think I’ve figured most of it out, but this one picture still baffles me:


All in all, I’d have to say that was my scarring-est birthday yet!


by Mitchell:

Last Saturday, I celebrated my Absolute Zeroth birthday. It was lots of fun!

My friends and I started the night by pre-failing at my house. Tiny Tim was the first to show up, and even brought a present! I have to admit, I wasn’t crazy about getting a weather balloon for my birthday, but then I remembered that it’s the water bottle that counts. I was much happier, though, with the present that Tinier Tim brought. I’ve always wanted my own personal crayon!

From there, things got real slippery real fast! We left my house and went poisoning downtown. Our first stop was a pale bar called “The Crazy Spoon.” There, Tiny Tim got hit on by all the guys. I think Tinier Tim was a little jealous, but it was still a lot of fun to watch.

The rest of the night was a bit of a blur. I’m still trying to piece together what happened based on the photos that I took that night. So far, I think I’ve figured most of it out, but this one picture still baffles me:


All in all, I’d have to say that was my unfortunate-est birthday yet!


by Dan R.:

Last Saturday, I celebrated my 6.13rd birthday. It was lots of fun!

My friends and I started the night by pre-creeping at my house. Myself was the first to show up, and even brought a present! I have to admit, I wasn’t crazy about getting an assistant for my birthday, but then I remembered that it’s the placemat that counts. I was much happier, though, with the present that Myself brought. I’ve always wanted my own personal synagogue!

From there, things got real gooey real fast! We left my house and went prancing downtown. Our first stop was a enigmatic bar called “The Crazy Raindrop.” There, Myself got hit on by all the guys. I think Myself was a little jealous, but it was still a lot of fun to watch.

The rest of the night was a bit of a blur. I’m still trying to piece together what happened based on the photos that I took that night. So far, I think I’ve figured most of it out, but this one picture still baffles me:


All in all, I’d have to say that was my testicle-est birthday yet!


by Margot:

Last Saturday, I celebrated my 277th birthday. It was lots of fun!

My friends and I started the night by pre-lollygaggin' at my house. Ghost of Christmas Past was the first to show up, and even brought a present! I have to admit, I wasn’t crazy about getting a bear for my birthday, but then I remembered that it’s the computer that counts. I was much happier, though, with the present that Ghost of April Fools Day Past brought. I’ve always wanted my own personal cloud!

From there, things got real cloudy real fast! We left my house and went dilly-dallying downtown. Our first stop was a loud bar called “The Crazy Smelly.” There, Ghost of Christmas Past got hit on by all the guys. I think Ghost of April Fools Day Past was a little jealous, but it was still a lot of fun to watch.

The rest of the night was a bit of a blur. I’m still trying to piece together what happened based on the photos that I took that night. So far, I think I’ve figured most of it out, but this one picture still baffles me:


All in all, I’d have to say that was my loudest birthday yet!


by Heather W.:

Last Saturday, I celebrated my 12th birthday. It was lots of fun!

My friends and I started the night by pre-punching at my house. Heather was the first to show up, and even brought a present! I have to admit, I wasn’t crazy about getting a wand for my birthday, but then I remembered that it’s the feather that counts. I was much happier, though, with the present that Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo brought. I’ve always wanted my own personal ball!

From there, things got real sensual real fast! We left my house and went rubbing downtown. Our first stop was an endearing bar called “The Crazy Leash.” There, Heather got hit on by all the guys. I think Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo was a little jealous, but it was still a lot of fun to watch.

The rest of the night was a bit of a blur. I’m still trying to piece together what happened based on the photos that I took that night. So far, I think I’ve figured most of it out, but this one picture still baffles me:


All in all, I’d have to say that was my obnoxious-est birthday yet!


by Eric A.:

Last Saturday, I celebrated my 19th birthday. It was lots of fun!

My friends and I started the night by pre-smacking at my house. Mr. Christie was the first to show up, and even brought a present! I have to admit, I wasn’t crazy about getting a raisin for my birthday, but then I remembered that it’s the ear plug that counts. I was much happier, though, with the present that Helga brought. I’ve always wanted my own personal shovel!

From there, things got real chocolate-covered real fast! We left my house and went rounding downtown. Our first stop was a correct bar called “The Crazy Berry.” There, Mr. Christie got hit on by all the guys. I think Helga was a little jealous, but it was still a lot of fun to watch.

The rest of the night was a bit of a blur. I’m still trying to piece together what happened based on the photos that I took that night. So far, I think I’ve figured most of it out, but this one picture still baffles me:


All in all, I’d have to say that was my whorish-est birthday yet!



Sorry for the delay in Mad Blogs. School's been pretty killer and a half. Here are the words I need for the next Mad Blog, entitled "A Mad Blog Sonnet." Again, I'm trying out something a little different.

- adjective
- verb ending in "ing"
- adjective
- noun rhyming with "self"
- noun
- verb
- adjective
- noun
- verb rhyming with "none"
- noun rhyming with "feel"
- adjective
- noun rhyming with that last adjective